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A'Ton Sands
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Unread post by A'Ton Sands » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:05 pm

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/

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Unread post by Anach » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:10 pm

Yes because supergluing your todger to a vacuum cleaner is far more embarrassing than dragging the cleaner across a stage with it.
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Unread post by gelfling » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:50 pm

:shock: ROFL you just couldn't make it up :D
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Unread post by eirykhi » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:32 am

i was gona try that once but my thing was to big to fit into the tube
I sneak in my own house.
It's four in the morning
I've had too much to drink
Said i was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed,
I know if i wake her,
I'll wake up dead
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Unread post by Parrot » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:19 am

I told you the Play School vacum cleaner was to small, you needed the Barbie one.
lord knows a Dyson would be way to big for ya !
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Unread post by Toucan » Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:31 am

thats why we dont like people in edinburgh
all deviant's, dwarves and sex offenders
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Unread post by Derrykk » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:54 am

You live in Edinburgh, Touc? I had no idea. :lol:
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Unread post by Toucan » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:10 pm

i'm not a dwarf
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