11. Pwning the nub
10. The Hand Solo
9. Exploring Pi with two digits
8. Enjoying a quiet evening alone with Philip K. Dick
7. Finger -m me
6. Testing out the rumble pad
5. Wiping the thumb-drive
4. Mounting the hard drive
3. Exercising the scroll wheel finger
2. Giving Yoda a massage
1. Warming up the soldering iron
Female Geek Euphemisms for Masturbation
Use of undefined constants causes assumptions!
