Today's OMG

Current Events, World News articles and related discussions.
Lores
Overblown Windbag
Overblown Windbag
Posts:910
Joined:Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:34 pm
Location:Socialist Republic of America
Today's OMG

Unread post by Lores » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:30 am

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk


A Swiss gastronomist has stirred a controversy in the tranquil Alpine republic after announcing that he will serve meals cooked with human breast milk.

The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother's milk.

"We have all been raised on it. Why should we not include it into our diet?" Hans Locher, who has become Switzerland most controversial restaurant owner, said.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... .html[url]
SWG: Liamee PhocVi (Bocknock Cheflaphod inactive)
Vanguard: Lores, Lore
LOTRO: Lores, Lored, Helores, Cramps
Conan: Lores Lored
Warhammer: Lores, Lored, Reikiho, Shootist

The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.
- Norman Thomas 6 time US presidential candidate, famed socialist.

Istik
Machinating Paranoiac
Machinating Paranoiac
Posts:3401
Joined:Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:33 am
Location:Tasmania
Contact:

Unread post by Istik » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:47 am

Do the customers get to milk it themselves?
Image

swalmy
Avaricious Automaton
Avaricious Automaton
Posts:1410
Joined:Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:15 am
Location:USSA United States of Socialist America

Unread post by swalmy » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:48 am

I'll volunteer to be a milker

gelfling
Machinating Paranoiac
Machinating Paranoiac
Posts:3450
Joined:Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:48 pm
Location:Tasmania :)

Unread post by gelfling » Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:11 am

Obviously his mother didn't wean him.
"Let your love flow outward through the universe,
To its height, its depth, its broad extent,
A limitless love, without hatred or enmity."

- Sutta Nipata

Jasno
Fecund Drongo
Fecund Drongo
Posts:300
Joined:Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:36 am
Location:Baltimore MD
Contact:

Unread post by Jasno » Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:04 am

Not as bad as the lady in the UK who served up her own placenta at a dinner party. . .

swalmy
Avaricious Automaton
Avaricious Automaton
Posts:1410
Joined:Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:15 am
Location:USSA United States of Socialist America

Unread post by swalmy » Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:45 am

Good thing I just got back from lunch before reading that jas'no

eirykhi
Spandex Crusader
Spandex Crusader
Posts:1248
Joined:Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:35 am
Location:USA Fort Wayne Indiana

Unread post by eirykhi » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:38 am

i keep trying to get milk from my better haf but she wont produce it but it fun trying :D
I sneak in my own house.
It's four in the morning
I've had too much to drink
Said i was out with the boys
I creep in my bedroom
I slip into bed,
I know if i wake her,
I'll wake up dead

Erdin
Bilingual Blubberer
Bilingual Blubberer
Posts:118
Joined:Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:12 am
Location:Crescent City, CA
Contact:

Unread post by Erdin » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:02 am

Started out good, went down hill with the placenta diner party :shock:.

Post Reply