Carnivore sex off the menu

Lores · Unread post by **Lores** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:42 pm

Arent vegans prone to flatulence?

A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/AAMB4/aamsz=300x ... a6009.html

Anach · Unread post by **Anach** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:07 pm

These people need help.

Toucan · Unread post by **Toucan** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:16 pm

and a hamburger

Anach · Unread post by **Anach** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:12 pm

Well im sitting here eating sausages, baked beans, bacon ,mushrooms, eggs, & spud. I'm never gonna get laid in NZ.

Lores · Unread post by **Lores** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:43 pm

Istik, you just opened up yourself to so many possible jokes....

A'Ton Sands · Unread post by **A'Ton Sands** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:46 pm

Anach wrote:Well im sitting here eating sausages, baked beans, bacon ,mushrooms, eggs, & spud. I'm never gonna get laid in NZ.

With a diet like that not in Taz either, :lol:

swalmy · Unread post by **swalmy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:47 pm

I would die a slow, horrible death if I couldn't eat animals.

Iakimo · Unread post by **Iakimo** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:45 am

Hmmm.... so, let me follow the logic....

People who eat animals have bodies built from the flesh of dead animals. People who eat plants exclusively are eating food built from worm poop. Therefore, vegetarians are full of sh!t, right?

Molten Prominence · Unread post by **Molten Prominence** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:23 am

Baked Beans? Where's Gelfling!!!

Anach · Unread post by **Anach** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:29 pm

Eventually they will hate the thought of killing plants too. They'll have to eat each other?