I want to begin by saying I had options: I could have chosen an easier difficulty level, even ultra-violence would have worked. There are plenty of nice, moderately sane girls out there who I could have dated. But no, I willingly chose nightmare mode. I went for the unstable, completely batshit-crazy girl who taught me what it truly means to experience Hell on Earth
How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode
http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-doom2-gf
Use of undefined constants causes assumptions!