Geek Pickup lines
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:35 am
- Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
- If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
- They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
- You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
- My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
- I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
- Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
- Want to see my Red Hat?
- If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
- You had me at "Hello World."
- Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
- You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
- By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." *waves hand*
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- Have you ever googled yourself?
- How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
- With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
- What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
- I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
- My startup just got funded.
- You </me>
- I know of a good open wifi connection around here, want the SSID?
- Wanna play with my Wii?
- You're so beautiful you make my heart stop, wait here while I make a saving throw.
- Have you ever been deep-linked?
- I know what you're thinking and the answer is 'Yes, that is a 64-bit driver.'
- Would you let me poke you in the Facebook?
- Hi, what's your gamertag?
- MySpace or yours?
- I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.
- I'm attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
- Resistance is futile.
- No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.
- No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
- I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
- I'd switch to emacs for you.
- You put the SPARC in my workstation.
- If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
- We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together.
- You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean
- I have so much love to give you'll have to pipe it through more.
- Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it's you I find.
- Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.
- I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
- Would you like to play Scrabble with me? I am tired of playing with myself.
- You compute me.
- Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
- But enough about me, let's talk about mu.
- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
- You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
- You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!