BCS Declares Germany Winner of WWII

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BCS Declares Germany Winner of WWII

Unread post by Parrot » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:22 am

I found this online thought I would share since the BCS is so screwed up, for are friend who don't watch football the BCS ranks teams and the top two teams play in the collage football championship game, this year the top two teams each had one loss ( Florida, Oklahoma ) going into the championship game.
Utah didn't loose any games and the BCS ranked them in 7th place...The BCS really needs a play off system but it will never happen..



US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
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Re: BCS Declares Germany Winner of WWII

Unread post by swalmy » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:33 am

Funny

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