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Toucan
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mining accident
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by Toucan » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:10 am
In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off.
As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings...
"Hello? Who? Oh! Sir Paul...what an honour!..."
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gelfling
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by gelfling » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:14 am
Moved to Off Topic
"Let your love flow outward through the universe,
To its height, its depth, its broad extent,
A limitless love, without hatred or enmity."
- Sutta Nipata
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Aurora
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by Aurora » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:07 am
because I am so slow, it took me a minute to get the joke,lol. very funny
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swalmy
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by swalmy » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:30 pm
She still got 49 mil for 4 years of marrage. Amazing.
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Istik
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by Istik » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:48 pm
Now I think ill have to marry her.
