From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm
Bike sex man placed on probation
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.
Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.
He now lives in Ayr.
"Cycle-sexualist"?
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really, wth? I thought he was behind close doors. LOL, I was trying to figure out what he was doing and the only thing I could think of ***warning*** was that he had removed the seat.
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He was in a hostel. Presumably they have fixed times in the day for room cleaning, just as they do in hotels, and was caught. Since they knocked several times, I'd imagined they assumed no one was in and thought it safe to go in and clean the room.
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Amazing what a little forethought and a "Do Not Disturb" sign can save one from...
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wow, at first I thought he was doing this outside (and without a seat, eww) then I read more. I can't believe he has to register as a sex offender for 3 yrs
It says SIMULATE sex!! How do they know he wasn't trying to balance himself with his bike? Lots of ppl walk around their rooms naked and apparently this guy was drunk too. I don't know, seems silly and uncalled for.
holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex
It says SIMULATE sex!! How do they know he wasn't trying to balance himself with his bike? Lots of ppl walk around their rooms naked and apparently this guy was drunk too. I don't know, seems silly and uncalled for.
Aurora wrote:wow, at first I thought he was doing this outside (and without a seat, eww) then I read more. I can't believe he has to register as a sex offender for 3 yrsholding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex
It says SIMULATE sex!! How do they know he wasn't trying to balance himself with his bike? Lots of ppl walk around their rooms naked and apparently this guy was drunk too. I don't know, seems silly and uncalled for.
So that's what you tell people
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