If we are to believe the government, one has to be vigilant for terrorist attacks always and everywhere. Commercials, advertisment, no method is shunned to make sure everyone is at their toes all the time. Most countries even have some kind of 'terror meter' which indicates how panicked we should all be. All nice and well, but there's a better place for such indicators: The toilet.
Toilet terror alert
http://spritesmods.com/?art=wcterror&f=had
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- Fecund Drongo
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Heh... these people make light of the threat of terror attacks in the johnny. As any high-school female can attest, the privy is childishly easy to terrorize. Such a simple matter to flush a lighted M-80 down the boys' crapper and wait for the screams from the girls' side when the device explodes, sending a gigantic FWOOSH!! up the backside.
So ladies, the lesson is clear: Stay safe in the loo.
So ladies, the lesson is clear: Stay safe in the loo.